Right now I’m sitting across from an older gentleman with a proper haircut wearing a suit and tie. And here I am with dirty worn jeans, hair too long, and scraggly beard. And all I can think is how funny ot is that we’re both staring at our identical phones in identical cases.
Right now Ancient akiebs is trying to argue that people and dinosaurs were alive at the same time because there are depictions of things that kind of look like dinosaurs in some ancient temples. Their other argument makes even less sense. “The mayans lived in the yucatan which is where the meteor that killed the dinosaurs landed so they must have picked that place on purpose because aliens and dinosaurs.They’re also using the ica stones as proof which are fake per the guy who made them.
Once upon a time, there was a beautiful young girl whose stepmother always made her stay home with the baby. And the baby was a spoiled child, and wanted everything for himself, and the young girl was practically a slave. But what no one knew is that the king of the goblins had fallen in love with the girl, and he had given her certain powers. So one night, when the baby had been particularly cruel to her, she called on the goblins for help! “Say your right words,” the goblins said, “and we’ll take the baby to the Goblin City. And you will be free.” But the girl knew that the king would keep the baby in his castle for ever and ever and ever, and turn it into a goblin.
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Internet classics theater: “Banana Phone”
Oh shut up, you’re welcome.
What looks like moss covering rocks is actually a very dense, flowering shrub that happens to be a relative of parsley, living in the extremely high elevations of the Atacama Desert in Chile. (Source)
Suck on these: A bra that turns into a respirator
Guys, how many times have you had the urge to bury your face in a nice pair of breasts? What if motorboating could SAVE YOUR LIFE? If you live in a fallout shelter, hide cash in your mattress, and stockpile ammunition for the apocalypse, your common-law wife should wear these.